Noah’s Ark, as Told by @EddieIzzard

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Noah: @2Ducks Get in the boat.
2Ducks: @Noah We’re not coming.
Noah: @2Ducks You have to come. RT @God There’s a big flood coming yr way. Plans: http://bit.ly/uS4ve
2Ducks: @Noah So? We float either way.
2Swams: Why didn’t we think of that?

PS — Big fans of comedian Eddie Izzard, especially his Old Testament bit.  Caution: British use of swears (more socially acceptable than Canadian cussing, those sailors).

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Posted by: Twitter Historian on July 31st 2009

Posted in: Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

9 Responses to “Noah’s Ark, as Told by @EddieIzzard”

  1. Loganotron » Historical Tweets: Noah’s Ark, as Told by @EddieIzzard responded on 31 Jul 2009 at 11:11 am #

    [...] Best Historical Tweet Evar! [...]

  2. ambarr responded on 31 Jul 2009 at 4:11 pm #

    fan-friggin-tastic!
    Love Eddie Izzard! He’s running the whole of England right now, you can follow him on twitter- the man’s insane!

  3. ~SerendipityCat~ » Historical Tweets – moro :-) responded on 01 Aug 2009 at 10:05 am #

  4. jatorr responded on 10 Aug 2009 at 11:29 pm #

    best tweet ever

  5. TechyDad responded on 13 Aug 2009 at 1:35 pm #

    The URL that “@God” tweets goes to Wikipedia’s page on Noah’s Ark. Nice touch!

  6. Historical Tweets » More From @EddieIzzard – Hitler’s Secret Motivation responded on 27 Aug 2009 at 8:22 am #

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  8. Historical Tweets » @EddieIzzard Enjoys Historical Tweets responded on 18 Oct 2009 at 2:31 pm #

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  9. Eugen responded on 06 Jan 2010 at 6:33 am #


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