Fan Tweet Thursday: Baby Jesus
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Loading ...When considering her newly-uncovered Historical Tweet from Baby Jesus, Claire Cappelletti must have been shocked to find him tweeting “WTF“… but a careful study of ancient Hebrew texts shows us that he must have meant “What the Forgiveness.”
PS — A baby Twittering seems like a miracle, no?
realbabyJC: 3 stooges just brought lamest gifts. WTF am I supposed to do with Myrrh??
Posted by: Twitter Historian on August 13th 2009
Posted in: Biblical Tweets, Comically Old, Submitted
6 Responses to “Fan Tweet Thursday: Baby Jesus”
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AnneTEverything responded on 13 Aug 2009 at 2:37 pm #
You rub it on a duck’s back and it swims faster.. or something.
Suzie Wong responded on 13 Aug 2009 at 5:02 pm #
Myrrh….isn’t that the ancient version of vaseline?
For Baby Jesus’ diaper rashes.
Didi responded on 14 Aug 2009 at 6:33 am #
Good one sis!
Myrrh, the “wise men” probably smoked some.
Bacherina responded on 23 Aug 2009 at 11:29 am #
And the star shoneth not only over where the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes lay, but also over an idol. And although the second commandment states: “You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it”, THIS particular idol, named Billy, performed a spontaneous hymn under the stage spotlight that was the star of Bethlehem, retelling the story of young J.C.’s displeasure at his gifts. The melody, we all still know well today, the original lyrics, these may have changed over time…
In the midnight hour he cried- “myrrh, myrrh, myrrh”
With a rebel yell he cried- “myrrh, myrrh, myrrh”
In the midnight hour babe- “myrrh, myrrh, myrrh”
With a rebel yell- “myrrh, myrrh, myrrh”
Myrrh, myrrh, myrrh.
Twitter Historian responded on 23 Aug 2009 at 8:47 pm #
@Bacherina
Possibly the best comment we’ve had on this site thusfar.
Sean Tucker responded on 27 Nov 2009 at 8:04 am #
If you rub it on a duck it goes quite fast