(22 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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As first seen on BiblicalTweets.com…

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

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(16 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Harriet Tubman doesn’t tweet that often… view her first tweet.

Conductor H. (Harriet Tubman): I’d tweet more, but Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3 limits me to 84 characters.

See: the Three-Fifths Compromise on Wikipedia.

(11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Nesster25 (Elliot Ness): At my current rate of success, alcohol will be eliminated forever in no time.

(13 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)

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Catch Alexander Graham Bell’s first tweet.

Alex GB1 (Alexander Graham Bell): @GoogleVoice Don’t feel too bad. Apple rejected my dialer app, too.

(15 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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Dr. Benjamin Spock: @babyboomers My bad.

From Wikipedia, the fount of all knowledge:

“Spock was the first pediatrician to study psychoanalysis to try to understand children’s needs and family dynamics. His ideas about childcare influenced several generations of parents to be more flexible and affectionate with their children, and to treat them as individuals…”