Archive for September, 2009

Goliath Tweets Great Advice, from BiblicalTweets.com

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Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

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Twitter Historian on September 30th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

Harriet Tubman Gets More Done With Less

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Harriet Tubman doesn’t tweet that often… view her first tweet.

Conductor H. (Harriet Tubman): I’d tweet more, but Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3 limits me to 84 characters.

See: the Three-Fifths Compromise on Wikipedia.

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Twitter Historian on September 29th 2009 in 1800s

Ness Cracks Down on Tweekeasies

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Nesster25 (Elliot Ness): At my current rate of success, alcohol will be eliminated forever in no time.

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Twitter Historian on September 28th 2009 in 1900-1950

Apple Denies Another Historic App

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Catch Alexander Graham Bell’s first tweet.

Alex GB1 (Alexander Graham Bell): @GoogleVoice Don’t feel too bad. Apple rejected my dialer app, too.

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Twitter Historian on September 25th 2009 in 1800s

Spare the tweet. Spoil the child.

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Dr. Benjamin Spock: @babyboomers My bad.

From Wikipedia, the fount of all knowledge:

“Spock was the first pediatrician to study psychoanalysis to try to understand children’s needs and family dynamics. His ideas about childcare influenced several generations of parents to be more flexible and affectionate with their children, and to treat them as individuals…”

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Twitter Historian on September 23rd 2009 in 1900-1950


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