Tweet in the Blank: The Wonderful Tweets of Walt Disney

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What would Walt Disney tweet?

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Posted by: Twitter Historian on May 18th 2010

Posted in: 1900-1950, Tweet in the Blank

45 Responses to “Tweet in the Blank: The Wonderful Tweets of Walt Disney”

  1. Alizabeth responded on 18 May 2010 at 4:24 am #

    I’m so glad we built here, not Florida. OMG, think of the HUMIDITY!! Told you, @bboyroy !!

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  3. Alizabeth responded on 18 May 2010 at 4:43 am #

    Just had someone pitch me a movie idea- old man flies his house with a ton of balloons, accidentally kidnapping an asian kid. Yeah right!!

  4. Javi3r responded on 18 May 2010 at 4:47 am #

    Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho. Its cryonics from work we go!
    It will be a nice urban legend, @Mickey.

  5. Jennifer responded on 18 May 2010 at 5:10 am #

    Tweeps, help! Mortimer or Mickey? Vote now!

    Taking rough cut of Snow White to bank. Cross fingers for a bailout!

  6. Warren responded on 18 May 2010 at 5:52 am #

    Just finished a Pluto-Popsicle and got a major brain freeze. Hey, that gives me an idea…

  7. Dave in San Jose responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:38 am #

    Hey Twitterverse! Should my new ride be called “It’s A Small World” or “It’s a Final Solution”? Not sure which kids will like more.

  8. hwbj responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:44 am #

    I’m gonna kill that %^$#%& mouse!!

  9. Dave in San Jose responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:45 am #

    My 1st tweet after being cryogenically thawed. Who’s this @HannahMontana chick and why is she on my channel 24 hours a day?

  10. Susan responded on 18 May 2010 at 7:23 am #

    Why does everyone thinks I’m running some type of Mickey Mouse outfit here?

  11. phampants responded on 18 May 2010 at 7:45 am #

    Who knew that wishing upon a star would make all my dreams come true.

  12. Matt responded on 18 May 2010 at 8:42 am #

    Just came up with next great Disney movie: Disney Princess and the subvert sexual/anti-semetic references. Ahaha! It is good to be king!

  13. Matthew Newman responded on 18 May 2010 at 8:56 am #

    Spending time in my new “Land.” Wonder if I’ll be able to expand my land after I come out of cryo-hybernation.

  14. Anthony responded on 18 May 2010 at 8:59 am #

    Can’t get the “It’s a Small World” song out of my head. Well, at least I’m not suffering alone.

  15. TechyDad responded on 18 May 2010 at 9:04 am #

    Someone suggested that Mickey munch on some cheese while saying a catch phrase. I think he’s looney or a maroon or something.

  16. Patrick Kelly responded on 18 May 2010 at 9:09 am #

    Mtg w/Snow White, Cinderella tonight. Planning to add a whole new meaning to “Fantasyland”.

    — or —

    People don’t like the park’s Mickey & Minnie. I may have to replace them with humans in costume instead.

  17. CPK responded on 18 May 2010 at 10:01 am #

    Anyone notice how cold it is under Pirates of the Caribbean? I am literally freezing, you guys.

  18. Laura responded on 18 May 2010 at 10:37 am #

    Just met a guy – says he some swampland in Florida to sell me. I’d be GOOFY to fall for that one! Ha, Get it – Goofy?

  19. SJC responded on 18 May 2010 at 11:02 am #

    flying baby elephant with gigantic ears, only friends with his mother and a mouse – brilliant idea for movie, not a dumbo one.

  20. @setheaton responded on 18 May 2010 at 11:27 am #

    Finished filming of 20k Leagues Under the Sea. Regrettably, we don’t have the budget for the singing crab bit. Pity.

  21. @setheaton responded on 18 May 2010 at 2:18 pm #

    Received lovely fruit basket from Jungle Book cast. Now feeling ill. Should not have picked the prickly pear by the paw.

    or

    Need a break…vacationing in the Indian jungle. Animals are fantastic. Wish I had my camera but only packed the bare necessities.

  22. Jacqueline Miller responded on 18 May 2010 at 2:51 pm #

    What do you get when you hirer talking animals with no singing princess? Choosing between bathrooms or water fountains. We hire the 7 dwarfs from now on @Roy.

  23. Kristin responded on 18 May 2010 at 3:57 pm #

    And they said it’d never fly.

  24. Amy responded on 18 May 2010 at 5:27 pm #

    Crap! I really need to fix my signature! No way anyone’s ever going to believe that’s a “D.”

  25. RC responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:28 pm #

    Our beloved characters are being printed on disposable diapers?!? Tell they didn’t use the bear…

  26. RC responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:31 pm #

    And then the father is killed! Oh wait, which movie were we talking about? Oh well, just go with that.

  27. RC responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:33 pm #

    @animators: just draw four fingers. It’s not like these cartoons will ever be used to teach kids how to count.

  28. RC responded on 18 May 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    @DonaldDuck, don’t care which union you belong to: no pants, no paycheck. & get a new phone- couldn’t understand your last voicemail at all.

  29. RC responded on 18 May 2010 at 7:01 pm #

    @JLasseter, at least I could blame @AAMilne for the name of my bear. What’s your excuse for the toy cowboy, huh?

  30. Jacqueline Miller responded on 18 May 2010 at 8:17 pm #

    @drMalcom when Pirates breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. The Kraken does.

  31. Elizabeth Carmona responded on 19 May 2010 at 8:18 am #

    Ford has what????????????????

  32. Chris responded on 19 May 2010 at 9:23 am #

    That scheister that sold me Florida swampland for a winter home has got to feel Dopey now.

  33. bb responded on 19 May 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    Couldn’t pay for the lap dance last night at the club. Promised to name a movie after her. What kind of name is Bambi?

  34. Justin responded on 19 May 2010 at 2:14 pm #

    Finally, a park that is for the average Joe; a park where capitalism plays 2nd fiddle to a magical world of adventure & imagination.

  35. Rebecca responded on 19 May 2010 at 5:19 pm #

    Just bought swampland in Florida. Hope there won’t be a mouse problem!

  36. Meaghan responded on 20 May 2010 at 5:44 am #

    Saw this wicked mouse today with a pet dog. LOL! Pretty funny, might just turn it into a moving picture..

  37. Tom responded on 20 May 2010 at 6:29 am #

    Trap finally snapped on that pesky mouse that has been wreaking havoc all over the house, what a mess… hey wait a minute.

  38. Aly responded on 20 May 2010 at 6:51 am #

    Tweeting to you from “Twinker Bell,” a service we will now sue for obvious copyright infringement. They claim Fair Use. Morons. Bow to king!

  39. Barb responded on 23 May 2010 at 12:38 am #

    To think that this all started by doodling little drawings on every page of the Sears Catalog in the little house out back of my rodent-infested boyhood home!

  40. Phillip responded on 24 May 2010 at 3:36 pm #

    I know it’s black and white right now. But you should see it on Gay Day!!!!

  41. zenvelo responded on 25 May 2010 at 10:29 am #

    I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!

  42. hymen liebowitz responded on 25 May 2010 at 6:21 pm #

    Damn Jews!

  43. patty g responded on 27 May 2010 at 8:01 pm #

    damn, i’m cold

  44. Goblin responded on 05 Jun 2010 at 1:34 pm #

    @ j edgar hoover How do like Tinkerbell I got the idea from you.

  45. Nellie responded on 12 Jun 2010 at 5:33 pm #

    @snowwhite yes, two types of men, drawrfs and princes, and the odds of finding a prince are 7 to 1.


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