(9 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Henry David Thoreau: Ugh. Should have named Walden book “Survivorman.” Would have sold better.

(22 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Edgar Allan Poe: There’s a bird stuck in my study. Calling animal control.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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MarieX (Marie Curie): Foreign lab assistant keeps asking for “two more” every time we give him an x-ray. Give it a rest, man!

PS — When said by a non-native English speaker, “two more” might sound like “tumor” and visa versa.

(15 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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Harriet Tubman doesn’t tweet that often… view her first tweet.

Conductor H. (Harriet Tubman): I’d tweet more, but Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3 limits me to 84 characters.

See: the Three-Fifths Compromise on Wikipedia.

(11 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Catch Alexander Graham Bell’s first tweet.

Alex GB1 (Alexander Graham Bell): @GoogleVoice Don’t feel too bad. Apple rejected my dialer app, too.