(15 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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Thanks again to Sean Tucker for “uncovering” this rare Historical Treat Tweet:

Napoleon (Napole1): New lifts arrived today. Feeling confident. Will tweet more from Waterloo

(16 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Napoleon Bonaparte: Can anyone recommend a cure for persistent nipple itch?
Napoléon Bonaparte: Peut-on recommander un traitement pour le mamelon démangeaisons persistantes?
Réécriture, en français: “Peut-on recommander un traitement pour les démangeaisons persistantes des mamelons?” (Merci, Nemo)

(TMI = “Too Much Information”)

(33 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

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Alex Hamilton: @aaronburr nice shot….
(Alexander Hamilton)

(35 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)

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Samuel Morse: @alfredvail Dot dot dot dash dash dash… oh screw it. HELP!

(21 votes, average: 4.95 out of 5)

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ddddarwin: Witnessed @captainfitzroy pick his nose. Ate it. Thought it was so funny, he fell overboard. New theory becoming clearer. (Charles Darwin)