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A few weeks back, we showed you an historic conversation between Noah and some fowl, as told in Eddie Izzard’s stand-up routine.

Here is another gripping historical moment, discovered by Sean Tucker, but, again, originally offered up by comedian and marathon man Eddie Izzard.

Uncle Adolf (Adolf Hitler): Could not get trees right in new painting. Thought about it and realized I kinda suck as painter. Have new plan.  Will kill everyone in the world.  Keep on DL plz

Taken from Eddie Izzard’s show Dress to Kill: view on YouTube (about 1:30 into the video).

(22 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)

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Harpo Marx:

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Molly Brown: my drink’s STILL warm. what’s a girl gotta do to get some ice around here? #titanicfail

(20 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

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FDR (Franklin Delano Roosevelt): more inbox spam every day. attention spammers, I don’t need your “new deal” on weight loss or cialis. #spam

(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Yet again, you have Sean Tucker to thank.

John Nash: Why doesn;t anyone respond to my tweets?