(14 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

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LizTaylor (Elizabeth Taylor): RT RT RT RT RT RT RT ’til death do us part

(16 votes, average: 4.94 out of 5)

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PostmasterGeneral (Marvin Travis Runyon): Email is just a fad
Submitted by Sean Tucker

(13 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)

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Bill Lumbergh: @petergibbons What’s happening? Yeah… we’re putting new cover sheets on all the #TPSreports. Did my DM get lost in your tweetstream?
Submitted by Brett Abel — Thanks Brett!

[from the 1999 film Office Space]

(27 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)

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Earlier today, we heard Bill Gates’ claim about Twitter, and now Al Gore drops this inconvenient truth bomb on us……

Al Gore: I invented Twitter.
[He also invented the Internet.]

(14 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)

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Bill Gates: No one will ever have a need for Twitter.

From Wikiquote: Misattributed to Bill Gates

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”

Often attributed to Gates in 1981. Gates considered the IBM PC’s 640kB program memory a significant breakthrough over 8-bit systems that were typically limited to 64kB, but he has denied making this remark:

“I’ve said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time … I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There’s never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again.”

[We're so glad to be repeating it for all to hear!]