@Adam1: @eve Happy First Valentine’s Day. You’re the only one in the world for me. Seriously. I’ve looked.
Twitter Historian on February 14th 2010 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.
Twitter Historian on November 20th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
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Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.
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Twitter Historian on September 30th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
Again, from Sean Tucker:
Solomon: Had to cut 3 babys in half 2day b4 some1 finally got it right!!!
Twitter Historian on September 3rd 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old, Submitted
Twitterstorian Ryan Day found this Biblical tweet:
Tarsus4Life (Paul of Tarsus): @apollos RE: What you wrote on bathroom wall. It’s spelled G-E-N-T-I-L-E-S. I, Paul, am preacher to the GENTILES. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Twitter Historian on August 20th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Submitted