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Happy Valentine’s Day from @Adam1 & Historical Tweets

Twitter Historian — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:14:05 +0000

@Adam1: @eve Happy First Valentine’s Day. You’re the only one in the world for me. Seriously. I’ve looked.

Noah’s On a Boat!

Twitter Historian — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:40:56 +0000

From BiblicalTweets.com:

FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.

Goliath Tweets Great Advice, from BiblicalTweets.com

Twitter Historian — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:33:25 +0000

As first seen on BiblicalTweets.com…

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

[New and separate tweets every day. Follow and subscribe to the new site BiblicalTweets.com or @thetweetsofgod]

Fan Tweet Thursday: Solomon

Twitter Historian — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:55:46 +0000

Again, from Sean Tucker:

Solomon: Had to cut 3 babys in half 2day b4 some1 finally got it right!!!

Fan Tweet Thursday: The New Twestament

Twitter Historian — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:54:24 +0000

Twitterstorian Ryan Day found this Biblical tweet:

Tarsus4Life (Paul of Tarsus): @apollos RE: What you wrote on bathroom wall. It’s spelled G-E-N-T-I-L-E-S. I, Paul, am preacher to the GENTILES. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Noah’s Ark, as Told by @EddieIzzard

Twitter Historian — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:24:52 +0000

Noah: @2Ducks Get in the boat.
2Ducks: @Noah We’re not coming.
Noah: @2Ducks You have to come. RT @God There’s a big flood coming yr way. Plans: http://bit.ly/uS4ve
2Ducks: @Noah So? We float either way.
2Swams: Why didn’t we think of that?

PS — Big fans of comedian Eddie Izzard, especially his Old Testament bit. Caution: British use of swears (more socially acceptable than Canadian cussing, those sailors).

The 10 Tweetmandments

Twitter Historian — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:30:20 +0000

Also very funny: God texts the Ten Commandments from McSweeney’s.

Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP

Biblical Tweets: King Herod

Twitter Historian — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:50:07 +0000

Thanks again to La Libertine for submitting today’s Historical Tweet!

King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.

The Genesis of All Tweets

Twitter Historian — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:50:32 +0000

adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!

Jesus Tweets With Me

Twitter Historian — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:00:41 +0000

Wine into water didn’t go over too well. Must find better miracles.