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Noah: @2Ducks Get in the boat.
2Ducks: @Noah We’re not coming.
Noah: @2Ducks You have to come. RT @God There’s a big flood coming yr way. Plans: http://bit.ly/uS4ve
2Ducks: @Noah So? We float either way.
2Swams: Why didn’t we think of that?
PS — Big fans of comedian Eddie Izzard, especially his Old Testament bit. Caution: British use of swears (more socially acceptable than Canadian cussing, those sailors).
Twitter Historian on July 31st 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
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Also very funny: God texts the Ten Commandments from McSweeney’s.
Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP
Twitter Historian on July 13th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
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Thanks again to La Libertine for submitting today’s Historical Tweet!
King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
Twitter Historian on June 25th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old, Submitted
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adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!
Twitter Historian on February 9th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
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Wine into water didn’t go over too well. Must find better miracles.
Twitter Historian on November 12th 2008 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
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