Noah: @2Ducks Get in the boat.
2Ducks: @Noah We’re not coming.
Noah: @2Ducks You have to come. RT @God There’s a big flood coming yr way. Plans: http://bit.ly/uS4ve
2Ducks: @Noah So? We float either way.
2Swams: Why didn’t we think of that?
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Also very funny: God texts the Ten Commandments from McSweeney’s.
Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP
Thanks again to La Libertine for submitting today’s Historical Tweet!
King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.
adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!