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Noah’s Ark, as Told by @EddieIzzard

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Noah: @2Ducks Get in the boat.
2Ducks: @Noah We’re not coming.
Noah: @2Ducks You have to come. RT @God There’s a big flood coming yr way. Plans: http://bit.ly/uS4ve
2Ducks: @Noah So? We float either way.
2Swams: Why didn’t we think of that?

PS — Big fans of comedian Eddie Izzard, especially his Old Testament bit.  Caution: British use of swears (more socially acceptable than Canadian cussing, those sailors).

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Twitter Historian on July 31st 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

The 10 Tweetmandments

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Also very funny: God texts the Ten Commandments from McSweeney’s.

Moses: New blog post: “Making it to the Promised Land: 10 things every Israelite should know” — please Digg. http://bit.ly/SCOyP

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Twitter Historian on July 13th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

Biblical Tweets: King Herod

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Thanks again to La Libertine for submitting today’s Historical Tweet!

King Herod the Great: @GreaterPalestine Infant tax to rise 10,000%, effective immediately.

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Twitter Historian on June 25th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old, Submitted

The Genesis of All Tweets

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adam1: @God OMY! I’m naked!

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Twitter Historian on February 9th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

Jesus Tweets With Me

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Wine into water didn’t go over too well.  Must find better miracles.

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Twitter Historian on November 12th 2008 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old


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