Noah’s On a Boat!
From BiblicalTweets.com:
FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.
Twitter Historian on November 20th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
From BiblicalTweets.com:
FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.
Twitter Historian on November 20th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old
Ah, the good ol’ days of SNL…

funkytut (King Tutankhamun): Excited for the move to Babylonia, but I will miss Arizona.
Twitter Historian on October 19th 2009 in Comically Old, Entertainment
As first seen on BiblicalTweets.com…

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.
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Twitter Historian on September 30th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

Archimedes: Unsuccessfully tried to measure the surface area of one of my big round pies…ugh. From now on, the pies are square.
[oh snap, math humor!]
Twitter Historian on September 22nd 2009 in Comically Old

Martin Luther: @PopeLeoX Indulge me with a DM. I have 95 theses and only 140 characters.
Submitted by William Ginn – thanks William!
Twitter Historian on September 16th 2009 in Comically Old

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