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Noah’s On a Boat!

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From BiblicalTweets.com:

FloodWatcher (Noah): Just locked the door. Everyone’s on the boat safe. Wife, kids, animals, & T-Pain.

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Twitter Historian on November 20th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

King Tut Tweets

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Ah, the good ol’ days of SNL…

funkytut (King Tutankhamun): Excited for the move to Babylonia, but I will miss Arizona.

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Twitter Historian on October 19th 2009 in Comically Old, Entertainment

Goliath Tweets Great Advice, from BiblicalTweets.com

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As first seen on BiblicalTweets.com

Goliath: @PhilistineYouths And another thing, don’t do drugs. There’s nothing worse than getting stoned.

[New and separate tweets every day.  Follow and subscribe to the new site BiblicalTweets.com or @thetweetsofgod]

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Twitter Historian on September 30th 2009 in Biblical Tweets, Comically Old

The Measure of a Man: Archimedes

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Archimedes: Unsuccessfully tried to measure the surface area of one of my big round pies…ugh.  From now on, the pies are square.

[oh snap, math humor!]

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Twitter Historian on September 22nd 2009 in Comically Old

Martin Luther Tweets His Complaints to Rome

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Martin Luther: @PopeLeoX Indulge me with a DM. I have 95 theses and only 140 characters.
Submitted by William Ginn – thanks William!

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Twitter Historian on September 16th 2009 in Comically Old


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