(21 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)

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From Sean Tucker:

Atlas: Feel the Burn!!!

(18 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)

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From Twitterstorian Rachel Carter:

Thor: @Zeus Stop stealing my thunder! (And all the hot chicks!)

(19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)

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Again, from Sean Tucker:

Solomon: Had to cut 3 babys in half 2day b4 some1 finally got it right!!!

(20 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)

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A few weeks back, we showed you an historic conversation between Noah and some fowl, as told in Eddie Izzard’s stand-up routine.

Here is another gripping historical moment, discovered by Sean Tucker, but, again, originally offered up by comedian and marathon man Eddie Izzard.

Uncle Adolf (Adolf Hitler): Could not get trees right in new painting. Thought about it and realized I kinda suck as painter. Have new plan.  Will kill everyone in the world.  Keep on DL plz

Taken from Eddie Izzard’s show Dress to Kill: view on YouTube (about 1:30 into the video).

(25 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)

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Twitterstorian Ryan Day found this Biblical tweet:

Tarsus4Life (Paul of Tarsus): @apollos RE: What you wrote on bathroom wall. It’s spelled G-E-N-T-I-L-E-S. I, Paul, am preacher to the GENTILES. Get your mind out of the gutter.