The “T.” in James T. Kirk is for Twitter

JT Kirk (James T. Kirk): @Spock Would you consider investing in a powder puff export business?
Written by: Heather Turner of Forfeng Designs
Retweet: Oscar Wilde Plays Around With Twitter

Oscar~Wilde: Critic just said my new work was exciting and gay. LOL
[originally posted on January 29, 2009]
More From @EddieIzzard – Hitler’s Secret Motivation
A few weeks back, we showed you an historic conversation between Noah and some fowl, as told in Eddie Izzard’s stand-up routine.
Here is another gripping historical moment, discovered by Sean Tucker, but, again, originally offered up by comedian and marathon man Eddie Izzard.

Uncle Adolf (Adolf Hitler): Could not get trees right in new painting. Thought about it and realized I kinda suck as painter. Have new plan. Will kill everyone in the world. Keep on DL plz
Taken from Eddie Izzard’s show Dress to Kill: view on YouTube (about 1:30 into the video).
Retweet: Genghis Khan’s Legacy

Genghis Khan: If my legacy is nothing more than this delicious BBQ, I’ll be happy.
[originally posted November 20, 2008]




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