(18 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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Yet again, you have Sean Tucker to thank.

John Nash: Why doesn;t anyone respond to my tweets?

(32 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)

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Thank you for submitting, Sean Tucker.  What is this, number 40 for you?

Oedipus Rex (OeDPRx): PWNED some hater who was talkin smack, then hooked up with a total couger (cougar?) hottie. All in all, a good day.

(26 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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Thanks again to Andy Cruz for this gem.  Just think: if this had never happened, The Cheesecake Factory, Red Robin, and Chili’s and Red Robin would go out of business.

‘lilCaesar (Caesar): Had a refreshing bowl of lettuce today, still thinking about what to call it

(20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)

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Thanks to Andy Cruz for sending this one in:

Tommy2Tone (Tommy Tutone): @Jenny Hey lost your phone number, please resend.

Don’t get this one?  You either a) hate 80’s music or b) were born after 1997, and have therefore never heard of a rotary phone.  Check out: 867-5309.

(15 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)

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Thanks again to Sean Tucker for “uncovering” this rare Historical Treat Tweet:

Napoleon (Napole1): New lifts arrived today. Feeling confident. Will tweet more from Waterloo